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Hi there! I just got accepted into a vet tech program! I realize the training and schooling is probably a bit different than if I was trying to become a full fledged vet, but I wonder if you might still have some helpful advice? Also, I’m really hoping to find work with a practice that specializes in exotics and small animals, do you have any tips for how to break into that field? I’m sure it’s a competitive (especially in my area, the college in my town is well known for its vet programs)

Congratulations on your acceptance! I know you didn’t mean anything by it but want to address something- veterinary technician school isn’t vet school lite or a partial veterinarian training. They are two completely different career paths just as human nursing school isn’t just medical school but a bit less. Techs deserve to be paid living wages and until the veterinary profession stops treating techs as disposable or stopping points on the way to vet school that won’t happen.

My advice would be to learn as much as you can and if you really like exotics, you can become a certified exotics technician. Your school should have resources for you that can help you pick hospitals to go to or get you more training. Exotic medicine is very competitive so often it comes down to who you know. Good luck and enjoy school!

Jul 9

“Why Don’t You Call the Cops?”

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Lots of people want to know why veterinarians don’t call the cops when there is suspected or actual animal abuse.

TL;DR is that the police often don’t care or cannot do anything.

The longer version is more complex. First, what constitutes abuse? Unfortunately in many jurisdictions if an animal has food, water, and shelter it doesn’t matter what medical condition it is in. I’ve had some really horrible cases and I have called the police and no charges were brought because the owner brought the animal to the vet which shows good intent. Never mind if they refuse all care, simply bringing the pet to the clinic can be enough.

Another issue is the sheer number of cases that could qualify as abuse. It’s sad but I have to be selective about which cases I choose to report because the likelihood of anything being done is less when there are multiple other cases.

A major issue, at least for me, is my personal safety as well as that of the pet and other people in the home. On more than a few occasions the police have given my name or at least my clinic information to the person who I filed a complaint about. Call anonymously right? Often if they don’t hear that it is a veterinarian they just don’t follow up at all. I once reported someone because their dog was clearly being abused and I suspected the man’s wife was as well. The police did a check and found nothing amiss but the next time I saw the woman she had a broken arm. I’ll never know if it was related to my report but I worry I will endanger someone’s life by reporting abuse of a pet.

Jul 8

“Why Don’t Vets Just Help People?”

I had a woman call because she was getting married at her home but her dog had a small mass that was suddenly bleeding. She needed to come in immediately because this was going to ruin her wedding as he was supposed to be in the ceremony. Brand new client, no vet records because she hadn’t been to one since moving here 3 years ago. I told her I was sorry but we just do not have any open spots. The next opening anyone has is in mid August. She said she had postponed this wedding due to COVID and it was finally happening but now her dog couldn’t be in the wedding because he was ooozing blood all over. She begged me to do anything I could to help her have her dream fulfilled. I felt bad for her and said if she could come down in the next hour, I would take a look and see what I could do.

The hour came and went. I called the owner and she said she was stuck in traffic and begged me to still see her. I said fine but if it would be much longer we would need to find another day. 45 minutes goes by and she shows up drinking a Frappuccino.

She is taken to an exam room and the technician comes out after a few minutes and tells me the owner refuses to speak to them and just wants to see the doctor. I go in and see a Yorkie with a baseball sized, necrotic mass hanging from it’s abdomen. The mass is bleeding and has purulent discharge dripping from it as well. The dogs eyes are completely crusted shut and the fur is horribly matted.

How long has he been like this? “A week”

Is he on any medication? “No”

Is he on flea, tick, or heart worm prevention? “No”

What diet is he eating? “I cook for him”

During my exam I open his mouth and find the worst dental disease I have seen in my career. The dogs teeth have at least an inch of calculus build up on them, the gums are bleeding, and then I touch them pus pours out. There is a grade 5/6 heart murmur. The dogs are are so matted shut that I have to shave fur away and when I finally get them open I find that one eye has ruptured quite some time ago and the other has a very deep corneal ulcer. Not to mention the necrotic, oozing mass on the belly.

I point all of this out to the owner and explain what must be done to even begin to fix these things. She becomes angry and says she is just here for the mass and I need to take it off. I tell her that this isn’t something I can do without general anesthesia and due to his condition I need lab work and x-rays before we can even think about putting him under anesthesia. She asks how much it will all cost and I make her a treatment plan which she throws on the floor while saying “I spent $34,000 on my wedding. I can’t afford this.”

I go over each item and why it is important and stress to her that her dog is very sick and I am worried about him and his quality of life. She tells me it is unfair to take advantage of her when she is in a crisis and because she loves him so much, she will let me do in house lab work and nothing else.

I run the lab work and find he is in renal failure. I discuss this with her and she says she cannot afford to do anything. I tell her I am very concerned he is suffering and if we can’t help him then the best thing would be to put him to sleep so he is no longer in pain. She is again angry and says he needs to live so he can be in her wedding. “Plus I can’t afford to put him to sleep.”

I tell her that if cost is the only reason she won’t put him to sleep I won’t charge her for it. “Will I get the money back for the blood work?” she asks.

As she is gathering her things to leave because I couldn’t give her money back for the blood work she looks at me “I hope you’re happy. You ruined my wedding.” She didn’t stop at the front desk to pay.

Jul 8

I saw your list of ER visit reasons, and, while I’m not a vet, I just recently had to take my own dog into an emergency vet at midnight and his only outward symptoms was heavier than normal panting, and inability to sleep that evening. Which, in the five years I’ve owned him, he’s never done in his life. But the ER vet after taking his vitals which were apparently normal, was clearly pushing hard on some psychosomatic anxiety issue than anything actually clinical. He was ready for me to get out the door. I ask for x rays to make sure it wasn’t also bloat and they took six, found a distended stomach and intestines completely full. They sent him home with fluids but the vet thought he’d be fine. I did an emergency recheck immediately with my regular vet the next morning? They found an eight centimeter mass by his stomach with only two x rays of the same exact area. It was (miraculously) not spleen cancer and was just a cystic mass, but it had ruptured slightly and caused blood clots around the mass, which would’ve been fatal. And I love my GP vets, I understand that especially ER vets have a hard time (and I don’t think the initial ER vet I took him to had the equipment or staff, it was just the one vet), but as someone whose dog’s only real symptom was “he’s panting” sometimes it can be a major problem! And it was pretty traumatic essentially being gaslit by the ER vet into doubting if there really was a problem with my pet at 3 in the morning.

I am sorry you didn’t have a good experience at the ER and I am glad that your dog was able to get help.

First, I am not an ER veterinarian. I am a GP and I work at a GP clinic, we don’t have any specialists of any kind. What is frustrating to me is when owners wait hours, days, even weeks to months before deciding to do something about their sick pet and then instead of going to the ER they come to us. Many times it is clear that the owners don’t actually think something is an emergency, they just use the word because they believe they can bypass any wait time and don’t feel like they should pay the higher fees at a true ER hospital.

You are right that sometimes the only thing an owner notices is the dog isn’t acting right. What’s extremely upsetting to me is when someone comes in as an emergency because their dog may be panting a lot and otherwise is completely normal, and I say let’s work this up and figure it out, and people get angry that I need to run blood work or take x-rays.

There are of course very real, true emergencies. The problem with these is that often people will call us and say they are coming, we tell them they need to go straight to the ER because we cannot handle that type of case, and they come anyway and get upset that we have to ship them elsewhere.

There are good, kind, caring pet owners out there and they just want to do what is best. Unfortunately COVID seems to have created an atmosphere where owners just decide they will do whatever they want, whenever they want, and won’t have to pay for it.

Vets both GP and ER are in a real bind. If we send people away we get harassed for “not caring”, if we recommend work ups that cost money we are harassed for “not caring”. We don’t take new clients because we want our current ones to have appointments and we get yelled at. We accept a new client and regular clients yell and threaten us because they have been coming to us for years and now can’t get a spot. It’s tough out there for everyone and doesn’t show signs of improving.

Jul 7

I get asked by owners all the time why there isn’t a Lyme vaccine for humans. I always tell them that we used to, but it was pulled from market. Not because of safety issues but because of perceived problems.

Jul 6

hi there! i was scrolling through your #radiograph tag and noticed that a lot of the posts were apparently flagged as adult content? do you know what's up with that / have you tried disputing them?

So many of my posts involving radiographs or anatomy were flagged. I’ve disputed them without much success. It’s frustrating but I can’t seem to fix it.

Jul 5

vet-and-wild:

When to click away from an animal video

–Any wild animal in a house/being treated like a pet. Yes, even if they say they “rescued” it. No legitimate rehabber would EVER treat a wild animal like a pet. Repeat after me: it does not matter if the animal is not suitable for release; they still shouldn’t be kept as a pet.

–Free contact with big cats. Even if it’s a “sanctuary”.

–People interacting with wildlife. Feeding, petting, playing with, etc.

–Free handling venomous snakes.

–Predator and prey interacting. Cats and birds, dogs and birds, literally anything else with birds. Cats or dogs with rodents, etc.

–Any video that claims a wild animal is domesticated. Wild animals are NOT domesticated, but they can be tamed. These are two very different things and anyone who doesn’t understand the difference shouldn’t be owning one of those animals.

–Any video claiming that (insert wild/exotic species here) is “just like owning a dog/cat!” i.e. the video that went around saying foxes are “the best characteristics of cats and dogs”.

–Facilities that breed hybrids or morphs (i.e. ligers, white tigers, coywolves, etc)

Any video by the Dodo

–Obese animals being portrayed as “cute and chonky”.

–Click bait titles about dangerous/exotic animals i.e. “bitten by my king cobra!”, “my pet fox did what?!?”, “letting my pet alligator pick out a toy!”. You get the idea. Anyone using wild animals to get views/publicity does not have their best interests at heart.

–Any “dog trainers” promoting dominance theory (this shit has been disproven so many times and is not even accurate for wolves…)

–Owl cafes, otter cafes, or any kind of wild animal cafe.

Seriously, don’t give these people views. I understand that it can be hard to distinguish good and bad animal videos, but try and be critical of what you’re consuming. Giving these people views gets them sponsorships and money. Plus, more views = increased circulation of the video. This is honestly especially important on TikTok because there are so many younger people on that app. Look at the comment section on any pet wildlife video and it’s “omg I want one!”, “where can I get one?” over and over. And yes, this does matter. It has been proven that the media we consume does influence people to get these as pets. It is currently baby animal season in the US and my clinic is inundated with people who “rescued” baby wildlife (aka nest-napped) and now want to keep them as a pet. Mostly raccoons but also squirrels, opossums, ducklings, wild birds, and pretty much everything you can imagine.

Jul 3

Fireworks

5 AM voicemail: “Hello, I need to pick up a sedative for my dog. I’ll be down at 7:45.” That’s it. No more information.

At 7:50 someone is banging in the front door. I go open it and tell them that we open at 8AM.

“Well I need a sedative. I left a message.” She says as she pushes passed me into the building.

“Ma’am, we are closed until 8. And we require all clients to wear masks.”

She states at me. “It won’t be long. I just need a sedative for the fireworks.”

“Are you a client here?”

“No. My vet is closed.”

“Ok, well we aren’t accepting new clients at this time. I’m sorry, but I cannot help you.”

“If my dog doesn’t get the sedative he will destroy the house.”

“Ma’am, I cannot help you. We aren’t taking new clients and I cannot prescribe medications without examining your dog. You need to go somewhere else, I’m sorry.”

More maskless staring. “If you don’t give me a sedative I will file a board complaint.”

“Ma’am, I will call the police of you don’t leave.”

“Do it. I’d love for them to see how you treat people.”

I pick up the phone and start dialing.

“FINE! I’ll leave!” She screams and walks out.

Happy Independence Day Weekend!

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Originally posted by jadakissed

The Winner is…

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Originally posted by merelyqueerkat

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